Donna: Did i leave the gas on?!

Mehrdad: she is thinking about her role in a game which is named 'life'in a scene which is named 'world'

Cherish: Whooh, boy this dancing is a lot of work. I need a break!

Hopey: "why am i staring off into space? i look creepy."

Katherine: "ok, where is my smoothee?! i want that smoothee now! when do i take this shit off?! i need a break!!!! ow bitch whats with killing the eyes?! no i dont want a strawberry. hey maybe if you stuff all of them in your mouth i might not have to deal with your crap. michael: honey i got your smoothee. oh great just when things couldnt get better i have to have my boys watching me do this when i look fat and tierd and this bitch is poking me in the eye. i am velma kelly and i dont want dylan to see this."

K: "i really hope this is the last time i have to do this. these damn beads keep hitting me in the face.... i better get an oscar for all this."

Hopey: "Can I please go home? I've been here since three this morining and i miss my boys. dont tell me to stop whining you would be too. no i dont look beautiful and you dont either. i look fat so do you. get me out of this thing its killing me so are theese heels. i really will turn into velma kelly if you dont let me leave!!!"

Chanel: "I hope they remember to give Dylan his bath tonight, the poor little darling must be thinking his Mummy is a Vampire staying away all these long nights........I can't wait to get out of these tight outfits, get me some good fattening food and sleep for days!!!

Sarah: I wonder if last night did it. Am I really going to pop another one out? Ooh I hope so. What a little darling she'll be. What'll I name her? Carys... yeah that sounds about right. Ow bitch, quit poking my eye with that wand. God, I wish Leesa was here. She'd atleast get my eyelashes when she applied mascara. Hm... Sarah would be a great outlet to talk to. I should call her up.

Lin: I wonder what Michael is doing right now. He better have got the water running in the bath tub, so I can just chill and relax.

Katie: *Catherine staring at martin campbell off stage screwing around with his buddys.*  "Martin yur slckin off and im up here with this loser fickin my hair which looks fine by the way and i'm tired i wanna go home and to top it all off i think this outfit is so tight that im gunna get sick! Ok so can I go home now?

Nikki: "OMG wot the hell does that women think she is gonna do with that pointy stick?...ok... maybey if i dont move,she will just go away, ok don't move catherine... i can do this...screw it on the count of 3 im out of here."

Martin: "What the F$#@ am I doing here?"

Lilly: "I'm tired, I want to go home to my boys, I don't know why their fixing my hair, it looks fine!"

Chelsea: "Holy sh*t I think I'm pregnant.....nah it's just this damn garter's riding up my ass."

Kate: "Can we hurry this up please? I've got a million things to do and I'm freaking ovulating!"

Christina: "Ok and this is the what th 6th time we've done makeup? And where is my latte?!?"

Brian: "I have to dance? And under these lights, ARGGG!"

Lissie: "Don't you know the stress I'm under?! Just who do you think you are? Excuse me, don't talk to the talent! *points to herself*"

Lexi: "I have done this routine five times, all of them good, and you tell me that this time..my makeup is all wrong. Great."

Dina: "Oh my God...this bodice is tight...and look how small it makes my chest look! Just wait til I get pregnant and then we'll see who has big boobs! Now in the mean time, please...I can't breathe! Oh and yeah...you don't have to tell me I'm beautiful..."

Ashley: "Dylan did what?"

Y: "I gotta get this damn wag off my head as soon as i finish this set!!!!!!!!!!!"

Christina: "Is this over yet? All that Jazz..."

Crystal: "What ... what.....? You dont think this dress is small enough for my chest?! ... well guess what! Yours ain't that big either!"

Katie: "Will you please sick this woman off me before I go Velma Kelley on her!!!"

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