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Catherine: La La La La...And All That Jazz...mmm.
Michael: WHAT....what did you just say???I can't find an answer!!

Hope
Catherine: yes, we really do love eachother. no I didn't marry him for his money, oh no we don't fight at all... we talk all the time. I mean the key to a good relationship is communication....... 
Michael: I'm tired... cath seems to know what she's saying, I'll let her do the talking... yeah that's it... oh I'm sorry was that question for me?

ME!!!
Catherine: Probably about things to say to the person interviewing her and something wonderful!!
Michael: Somethimg to say and of the question.

Kat
Catherine: If I just move three inches to the right.... there we go... whats that under my heel?
Michael: Ouch! Thats my foot!

Bethany
Catherine: Good God, I'm gorgeous!
Michael: Mm hmm..just ask the question...yadda yadda, i could go for a brandy...

Desiree
Catherine: God I shouldn't have married this old fart, look at how hot Antonio is today!
Michael: I am the luckiest man alive.

Katie
Catherine: I know we do alot of pictures but, we are almost finished.
Michael: I sure wish this could be the last one.

Shania
Catherine: Ok, honey, all you have to do is smile for the camera. Michael, darling, they just want you to smile......Michael, smile for the damn camera!!!
Michael: gee, I wonder if Catherine forgot to close the Jink's pasture gate this morn.....Oh shit,

Rose
Catherine: Omg, I can't smile anymore.
Michael: Where's the car to drive me home?

Robs
Catherine: oh my god... Michael farted!! ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhwoooo
Michael: god i got gas!! oh man!!

Solya
Catherine: come on darlin'! concentrate!
Michael: ahhh...what did u say?

Stacey
Catherine: Is that food in that guys teeth? Man, that's so distracting!
Michael: Glad i'm not this guy, soo glad i'm not him!

Leigh
Catherine: Yes, yes, I know I'm adored...
Michael: I adore this woman. She's so freakin sex-- Oh wait, you weren't asking me about my love life?...Well, what else could possibly be of interest to you, hmm??

Zoe
Catherine: Come on Michael smile!
Michael: Catherine! stop smiling sooo much!

Sandy
Catherine: Just a few more questions, and we can rush home.
Michael: I can't wait to get home and tackle the sheets with her - - I mean, what was your question?

Lilly
Catherine: Come on, do they really think that I'm happy to answering questions about my love life?
Michael: My love life is great, but lets not crack a smile, they might figure it out.

Lauren
Catherine: I'm so not a lesbian.
Michael: I'm so glad she's not a lesbian.

Agata
Catherine: Another stupid question.
Michael: My God! I want to go home.

Tony
Catherine: Michael Look at his Homepage i swear he is sooooo cute...
Michael: damn you Tony,,damn You..

Gisele
Catherine: Hey guys... luv u sooo much for supporting me!
Michael: Yeh... check out my wife.

Anais
Catherine: Stand straight, look natural! Yes... that's right. Now smile Cath. But not too much!
Michael: What?

Sofi
Catherine: I know what he's thinking! hehe.
Michael: Damn! your sexy.

Brittany
Catherine: I can't believe I have made to the oscars! whoever wins is still my friend
Michael: hmmm..they better let her win or else...

Jennifer
Catherine: I wonder how Dylan and Carys are doing with the nanny.
Michael: Thats right, this gorgeous woman I'm standing next to, is my wife. Catherine Zeta-Jones is MY wife folks!

Martin
Catherine: How in the world did I end up with this old bloke?
Michael: What did I do to deserve such a beautiful woman?

J L
Catherine: What do these guys always ask the same questions over and over all the time?
Michael: I'll let Catherine answer this one, she knows what she is talking about.

Chanel
Catherine: OOOh! I've got a little fishy swimming inside and you don't know it you prying press bastards!!!
Michael: I'm so goddamned lucky, look at this woman!!!!

Bob
Catherine: Why isn't my darling, Michael, smiling? Am I doing something wrong?
Michael: When is this interview going to be over!

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